Monday, January 14, 2008
Medical Response
Your problem is fairly common these days Jeremy. I get this question all the time. Fortunately in a recent trip to my lab i created a cream that is to be applied directly to the eyes. The cream will force the eyelids shut to make you sleep. I can sell you this cream at the low price of $59.14 (with tax of 12.7% tax). Apply to the eyes 15 minutes before you go to bed.
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Thank you very much doctor! I will buy some of this cream right away.
oh, please, dr. vonstrochenment. i need help. my poor, poor lemon trees have been attacked once more during the night by those awful neighborhood ponies. i knew they were no good from the beginning, i did, and now i fear it is too late! one lemon tree has had its trunk nearly bitten through and is missing all the leaves and lemons on the left side. those felonious ponies!
please help me. i do not know what to do. my whole career as a lemonade cheft will be ruined if i cannot save my trees.
It's horrible, Doctor.
you have to help him. isn't there an anti-pony cream you can prescribe?
When we gonna make the vid Dr? I need to know in advance so I can find a good candidate and so I can prepare the sushi.
Oh nos, D0ctor! Mah megahurtz got st0led!
0h n0z!
To the invisible Dodge Challenger!
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