I am Doctor Von Strochenment. You can call me Jenkins!
I am a doctor studying the uses of cream to treat your eye wounds. I can also heal other things with cream.
I prescribe cream very often.
I have also developed the revolutionary process of "pony laser eye cutting" which, as you probably have not guessed, uses lasers to cut pony-shaped holes in people's eyes.
we have found that it is an effective cure for the common cold.
I am now trying to use my extremely extensive reasearch in the field of cancer and try to cure it. My plan is that i will insert cancer into your body to kill the cancer that was already there then the new cancer will explode therefore curing you.
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got your computer back yet Dr.?
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