Medical Response

Hello again,

For your punctuation deficiency i would recommend that you have someone put thoughts of punctuation into your head while you are unconscious.  To do this you will need a partner and a hammer.  Other items work but the hammer is the most efficient.  Have your partner hit you in the head with the back of the hammer.  then you will be unconscious and will be able to hear messages and obey them.  Have your partner then say random sentences with stress on the punctuation.  For example " the dog went on the neighbors lawn period."  try this method for a few weeks and then if that doesn't work then you have my invitation to continue getting hit in the head with a hammer repeatedly can't be that bad for you.

Human Anatomy

Hello,

It's dr. vonstrochenment again i have recently received comments about creatures not of the human variety.  I am an expert on humans so when you ask me a question about animals i am not as sure if i am right.  I know that it is weird to think of doctor vonstrochenment to be wrong but it happens sometimes.  So please only questions of the human variety please.

Medical Response

There have been doctors in the past who have tried to do the procedures that i have come up with.  The most popular being the pony in your cornea procedure.  This procedure is basically an art-form so it is very hard to so it well.  I am the best in the business at pony-jobs.  The best way to fix the problem is to analyze your eye to see if the doctor just put contacts with ponies inscribed in them if they did take them out.  But if your cornea is ruined then take out your cornea and put in a blank contact for a replacement.

Medical Response

In answer to your question nake_snake when i last traveled to africa on one of my class trips ( this one was how to make drums ) I saw many elephants all with trunks except for one.  this one had no trunk and looked strangely human.  He was a sad elephant, all the other elephants made fun of him and would not let him play in the elephant games.  So I think that it is best to leave the elephants with their trunks.  It makes them look cool.