Insomnia Solution

I know that i already posted a solution to insomnia but i have another. This is only for extreme cases of insomnia where the subject has already been awake for at least 10 days. First you must soak you're entire face in my insomnia cream ($59.14 a tube with tax). You must do this for an hour for it to start taking affect. While the cream is soaking into your brain, you must aim a laser concentrated with essence of sleep. For this laser to take effect you must have it go through your entire body. My recommendation is to aim it through your foot all the way to your head. If this fails to work then congratulations you are in the 0.658% of people who do not require sleep.