Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Medical Response

In answer to your question nake_snake when i last traveled to africa on one of my class trips ( this one was how to make drums ) I saw many elephants all with trunks except for one.  this one had no trunk and looked strangely human.  He was a sad elephant, all the other elephants made fun of him and would not let him play in the elephant games.  So I think that it is best to leave the elephants with their trunks.  It makes them look cool. 

7 comments:

BAP said...

But does it have any dangerous side effects?

If the hip elephants saw everyone else doing it they might jump on the bandwagon of conformity.

Dr. Von Strochenment said...

Conformity is a difficult subject for elephants if one is unique then the rest will just laugh and go on their pointless lives.

Jacob WR said...

Aah. will this kill the elephant, though!? i mean ?
i want to save the elephants? i mean !

Dr. Von Strochenment said...

The elephant will lead a perfectly normal life if it has a trunk it will fit in with the group

Jacob WR said...

but then will the group die! i mean ?

Jacob WR said...

AHA! I KNOW WHAT DO TO? I MEAN !
I WILL CUT OFF THE HORRIBLE TRUNKS OF ALL THE ELEPHANTS SO THAT THEY ARE ALL THE SAME AND DO NOT HAVE TRUNK DISEASE? I MEAN !
HOORAY FOR MEE!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!4

Techie57 said...

Dr. Von Strochenment, I have a question for you. I have been having some trouble seeing ever since I got my eyes inscribed with ponies. All I see are ponies now, but nothing else. I have been running into things. I think that the surgeon made the ponies too big so that I cannot see anymore. Is there a cure for this?