Hello everybody! I am Doctor Von Strochenment!
I am a doctor who has revolutionized the medical fields of prescribing cream, and laser-inscribed ponies.
Everybody likes ponies. so why not get one inscribed into your cornea with a laser?
I hope you like my blog. i will take medical questions from people JUST LIKE YOU and make them happy to be.
Keep looking here for medical wonders to happen!
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- Dr. Von Strochenment
- Hamburg, Germany
- I am Doctor Von Strochenment. You can call me Jenkins! I am a doctor studying the uses of cream to treat your eye wounds. I can also heal other things with cream. I prescribe cream very often. I have also developed the revolutionary process of "pony laser eye cutting" which, as you probably have not guessed, uses lasers to cut pony-shaped holes in people's eyes. we have found that it is an effective cure for the common cold. I am now trying to use my extremely extensive reasearch in the field of cancer and try to cure it. My plan is that i will insert cancer into your body to kill the cancer that was already there then the new cancer will explode therefore curing you.
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The comments are just pouring in! i know you all are liking the medical wonders!
I have already cured my assistant of apple's disease. I can't tell you how, just yet, but know that it involves cream.
Hello, Dr. Von Strochenment.
This technique you are talking about, inscribing ponies into peoples' corneas...
how does that work? does it involve cream? please tell me- it sounds quite interesting.
Yesterday I found a liver on the sidewalk.
In response to your question Jacob i came up with this revolutionary procedure while at a pony farm in a rural town with nice doctors who had needles filled with magic. ( The magic makes you see things.) The point is i discovered that ponies are pretty and i wanted to look at them non-stop. So the next day after a 49 hour procedure i had ponies in my eyes. I want to show the world that. so if you come into my office i will give this revolutionary procedure to you.
That liver might have gotten there after me and my assistant were testing how many g-forces a human liver can withstand. ( Turns out that it is not much) One of them got loose and flew off the roof.
hello, mister Drvonstrochenment.
I was wondering. how many times have you seen a bigfoot? did it want a cream?
many thank yous,
Nake Snakey from malaysia
But the liver was talking to me...
I wanted to sell me juice boxes, and then it tried to kill me with a lightsaber when I declined on the juice boxes on the premise that a liver's juice boxes would have a lot of toxins in them.
Also, canm you prescibe a ceam for mispelings?
MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE AGAIN!!!!
I got them out, for all of you concerned people out there....
professor BAP, you are strange. your pants don't just "ARE ON FIRE." your pants "OH MY GOD MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE."
Thank you for your wonderful explanation of the pony lazer eye treatment, Dr. Von Strochenment.
That truly is a medical wonder.
That's right, nake-snake....
My pants do "ON FIRE AGAIN" themselfs
Dr. Von Strochenment?
Do you have a cream for things that get stuck in your asophcus? (I have an iPod in mine and it hurts).
Also, did I tell you where my keys are yet?
HELP!
My doctor says that my spleen has gone evil and is trying to destroy my lungs with spleen cancer. Any tips?
yes eat plenty of home made and home grown sushi!
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